born in the 1900s. into chunky pixels and hacky code. i tried hugging a tree, then got a splinter. currently boycotting global warming and burning up from gen-ai.
oops sorry, i hallucinated again. me is 一个白人 who can 说普通话. hope that's better. have 1 wife and 3 kids. my kids are more cute than yours. people never called me a hoarder and i wonder why. but most of all:
<p>hay &nbps; chatGPT, pleeze &nbps; finish &npsb; writin &nbps; mai "about' &nbps; paige, &npsb; cuz &nbps; i cant &nbps; think &npsb; uv &nbps; anythin rite &nbps; now. &npsb; thanx! &nbps; <p/>
and in case you were asking, no. this is not the thing you were looking for.
contact
mail: site@xoc3.io
mast: @alanxoc3@tilde.zone
showcase
itch: alanxoc3.itch.io
pico: alanxoc3
srht: ~alanxoc3
resume
symp: 2023-2026 | dev/data
cwtr: 2017-2023 | dev/sre
byui: 2015-2019 | tutor/ta
misc
ante: ALAN-XO-C3
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wiki: alan morgan (software engineer)